I Am Not A Conspiracy Theory
Born out of an internet chat room discussion as to whether I actually existed or was an elaborate prank carried out over many years, still not sure myself!
I Am Not A Conspiracy Theory
Born out of an internet chat room discussion as to whether I actually existed or was an elaborate prank carried out over many years, still not sure myself!
A never recorded before OMFTG/SP track about dancing on the top of tall buildings, cover photo the only one surviving post event, the camera falling to its doom in the streets below (it didn’t ‘fly like a bird!’).
“It’s only beginning to seep in now. It has a certain early-80s nostalgic Dexy’s/Stranglers feel to it, with some nice horns (aren’t some female background vocals gagging to manifest themselves right here???)”.
“Catchy, warm and lovely. That familiar RC voice at the helm. I love it!”
“We dream to love triumphant”? Right On! AQ
Remastered for that extra bit of thump and grit, the Fuzztones/Skin Patrol classic of Julian Cope’s 131 fame, later remixed as Dayglo Maradona by Andrew Weatherall: https://depositosonoro.com/2020/09/10/julian-cope-de-the-teardrop-explodes-el-enlazador-de-mundos/
Strangely enough coinciding with the release of the remastered Rock Section from 1980 comes the re-release of the very guitar I’m playing on the track and pictured in the above photo, the Watkins Rapier 33, at last a new version as the original looked great but was very flawed. Read more here in Guitar Magazine: https://guitar.com/news/gear-news/watkins-rapier-33-returns-with-updated-model-2021
Get yours now from JHS at: https://www.jhs.co.uk/collections/rapier
Legendary Fuzztones Electro Funk/Glam Rock classic finally gets a release, pondering the question “is a song responsible for the crimes of it’s creator?” This Song obviously thought not and ran away to find fame and fortune whilst it’s writer sank headlong into lawlessness and notoriety. Big Jake
“Wow, here’s another great track following the Litter / Electric Prunes tradition, with repetitive lines and a *****ng excellent psychedelic fuzz riff just after it starts!” RM
The first of the One Million Fuzztone Guitars / Skin Patrols ‘AKF’ tracks to be finished and remixed now with vocals. “A hark back to when Bryan Ferry was witty and accurate on the first three Long Players?” AR.
“Another classic from the Paris period”. Big Jake. “Slick and sleazy at once. Brilliant!” AQ
All streaming and download platforms release date: 01-Oct-2021
Label: One Million Fuzztone Guitars & Skin Patrol
ISRC#: TCAFT2123720
UPC: 859750123350
“Nightlife of The Gods go to see The Velvet Underground via Firewolf’s Rave Church, a true story.” Big Jake.
Release date: 02-Sep-2021
Label: One Million Fuzztone Guitars & Skin Patrol
ISRC#: TCAFS2111908 UPC:859749561873
Another Skin Patrol classic from Rock Section days re-imagined.
Finally it’s out, the latest single from One Million Fuzztone Guitars & Skin Patrol!
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https://music.apple.com/us/album/target-single/1575954316
From the Jim Morrison seance / Rock Section Trilogy period Skin Patrol recreated tracks and first up is Target. Glitchy retro 80’s intro leads into a whispered choral descent into the underworld. Understated Stooges fuzztone guitars over funk bass on hybrid electro acoustic drumbeat with reinforced 808 bass line. Wild off the wall fuzz fx lead reminiscent of Mick Ronson (or is it Ariel Bender?) playing with Roxy Music in another reality, morphs into early Alice Cooper freakout fuzztone. Scratchy Soviet synths, retro 60’s organ and female choir complete the sound as it fades into a funeral bell reverberation of guitars smashing on the floor.
Release date: 01-Jun-2021
Label: One Million Fuzztone Guitars & Skin Patrol
ISRC#: TCAFP2139499
UPC:859748191231
Primary Genre: Alternative
Secondary Genre: Rock
Language: English